@boshj i did! http://t.co/NmZYR8hh

lol at chris matthews on jeopardy

The Internet: The Man Behind Horse_Ebooks Finally Acknowledges His Creation - @Gawker http://t.co/4LmV7VtL

thank you @NBC for greenlighting a show starring Dane Cook

I literally can't figure out how to post on identi.ca

@homework_liker lol

@rachro Your Posting

at the store there was a big shelf of hunger games books and 1 lonely battle royale novelization

supermarket sweep is the original hunger games

@andybugay oh well ok

@andybugay idk what this means but i wont stand for bing bashing in my tweetstream

@andybugay bing owns idiot

@rigamarock @iherpderp_com what a bad site

Can't wait for Diablo Twee (soundtrack is just Kimya Dawson songs)

@homework_liker if anybody was hurt by that or offended by that I apologize

and now here's your host dr. oz!!! *dr. oz comes out in blood-stained scrubs*

dr. oz's first name is mehmet

http://t.co/WMmBvjD1

today's categories: tortured analogies, cab drivers, airport terminals, technocrats, globalism, and "turn"ing the corner *friedman smiles*

THOMAS FRIEDMAN IS GOING TO BE ON JEOPARDY NEXT WEEK

heidigger digger, the cat and the freud-dle, lacan jumped over the moon

.@AndyMcDermott revamping nina wilde series to cash in on "50 shades of gray" craze. "buggeration and fuckery" not just a catchphrase now ;)

@rupertmurdoch any tips for an up-and-coming media mogul?

tv show idea: nyt people as babies. krugman, friedman, judith miller, will shortz, nate silver: friends at daycare. title: the grey babies

whoops I thought I was voting for the First Amendement

ace reporting, yahoo! news http://t.co/maSPF9Gb

@BigFatWhale you mean you don't hang out at the NYT watercooler everyday with douthat and krugman and that guy who does the crosswords??

@cakemittens holy cow 0_0

"Who is Ron Paul?" was an answer on jeopardy last night. that blimp is catching on, I'm tellin' ya http://t.co/NnER72bH

apparently @liquid_tv has full episodes of daria??? http://t.co/3C9QyN4P

@homework_liker hahaha

@thatshygirl im vampire now

pinterest ripped off dump.fm's interface but hasn't been arrested yet

wow, can't believe iron man dies in the new avengers movie. pretty bold

@NintendoAmerica when is earthbound 2 coming out

@PainterPancakes they just showed your nude mitt romney painting on leno

there's a mr. pibb fansite called http://t.co/WjPX54uB, which is the best possible name for a mr. pibb fansite

it's weird that @alroker's weather channel bio makes no mention of the today show http://t.co/EC9a3ibG

http://t.co/K3OlAxqq

going through monster killers archives in search of tony frankenstein http://t.co/L9HKUOwo this comic is so great

thousands of unsold kid notorious dolls sitting in a comedy central warehouse

suddenly that million dollars I donated to gingrich's campaign yesterday doesn't seem to have been a prudent financial decision

@jitka22 the right. middle girl just talked about what colleges she applied to (boring)

shrek girl lost to dork with weird hand

@fart lol she had an anecdote about her mom got her to eat vegetables by telling her shed turn into shrek

@fart it was part of her little interview

this girl on jeopardy hates shrek so i'm rooting for her

why does facebook want to know about my organs...

Just donated a million bucks to @newtgingrich. Let's take this to the convention!

let's not forget about john lennon's hillbilly brother-in-law, yokel ono

all this time I thought nokia was short for north korea

@andybugay [BEST/WORST]... [THING]... EVER!!!!

TGITCAFTF - Thank God It's the Toronto Comics Art Festival This Friday

i'm not a cyberbully!!! i consider myself more as a netnemesis

@virgiltexas @katienotopoulos I support the hooves

@shutupno1cares @_swimp it's not about me, it's about all the victims who have been wronged by twittheft

@_swimp Hello Mr. Swimp, this is rubber cat's lawyer. Please cease and desist stealing my client's intellectual property immediately.

@_swimp tweetstealing is a serious crime. i am calling jack dorsey, creator of twitter, and he is going to arrest you.

@_swimp what the F, swimp? you're a tweetstealer now? this is low, even for you.

exciting new development in applebee's technology http://t.co/3qeKwm6H cc @homework_liker

2014: survivors who type "MEV-1 virus outbreak" into google get treated to wacky dr. mario easter egg game

cool fact: attorney general eric holder's middle name is "himpton"

what??? they made a comic book version of watchmen???

shan't be using @mlkshk cuz they dont have an rss feed i can import into @soup_io #dealbreaker

just how young are the younger community writers if they didn't know about poochie from the simpsons o_o http://t.co/7SfjKH8D

@virgiltexas lol

when someone says "we need to be more like china" is it safe to tune them out?

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice *beetlejuice appears* "HI HATERS"

the russian guy who made @Horse_ebooks receiving his klout perks

MCS3160 History of Let's Plays #futurecollegecourses

@andybugay thanks man

@homework_liker 0_0

@billycomma erm... is that what usually goes on at pitchfork...?

wow just saw the latest trailer for the avengers... looks like crap http://t.co/9IF6SReF

@homework_liker all credit to you for bringing the joel ward thing to my attention http://t.co/S8M5zzD7

i love to tweet, tweet, tweet @apples and @bananas

Bruins Fans Calling Joel Ward The N-Word has been chirpified! http://t.co/S8M5zzD7

@homework_liker aagh

joss whedon

.@Aleciap9 whaaaats the deal with umbilical cords? no, seriously, my cerebrum hasn't formed yet! thanks folks, tip your obstetricians

I liked the lottery commercial with lady luck slapping a guy but they edited out the slap and now it sucks

wow... can't believe @BarackObama would associate with someone who just got out of jail... http://t.co/EpJXzwqx http://t.co/q0BAVSYY

@homework_liker spoiler warnings for topics that might upset ("trigger") people who've been thru traumatic experiences & could suffer PTSD

new startup lets you create "trigger words" http://t.co/KG6jkWKC

@virgiltexas @VioletMoonglow ok i retweeted a post where you said *puts gun in mouth* ):]

GOOGLE WALUIGI http://t.co/jpvhRSRJ (via @fart)

The Strangest Fan Art, Part 3! - http://t.co/xdKy8ht9 #somethingawful omg the last page

Eat More Bikes: George's Head. http://t.co/taK4HqNG

is "dad" an inherently funnier concept than "mom?" we'll ask the experts after this

@ryanpequin happy birthday filth face

i miss the days when coca-cola had cocaine, mountain dew was moonshine, and pepsi contained trace amounts of pcp #sodanostalgia

oh so earth gets a day but dwarf planets don't??? #bigot #pluto #puto

what the... that's not a hockey puck that's the fedex arrow

Sarah Palin winking during the VP debate is our generation's "Marilyn Monroe standing over a subway grate" moment

@Maarak yeah no

"Tony Hale (perhaps best known for 'Arrested Development')" perhaps?

@FuckminsterBull I figured as much

Lol http://t.co/JULILkS7

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: OBAMA/TRAYVON-ZIMMERMAN/ISRAEL-PALESTINE X3 COMBO!!! http://t.co/mFN71M3g

hahahahaha the real reason is that his deadline is ~2 weeks beforehand http://t.co/BR9JMVEn

new character alert http://t.co/uZX8jYoi

@TheBeerNerd i think at caricature school they tell you to draw everyone with a big chin regardless of whether they actually have one

@bizmarkiedesade oh yeah!

@Perfect_Beanis she might've been in the past, not sure, but there was one where she said "Don't assume I speak for all African-Americans!"

@evanplus oh wow I forgot about that!

/!\ first comment on trayvon martin shooting /!\ http://t.co/RXbrAjZ1

teenagers are indistinguishable from middle-aged people http://t.co/M6o3SypY

what about jeremy lin????? http://t.co/Fv94c2qB

as a chantel-mallard shipper this strip really distresses me http://t.co/qhm1EkcC

lightbulbs are my favorite recurring topic in mallard fillmore http://t.co/AyFdP2Ny

when did obama get a wario mustache http://t.co/cYZPPB3Q

lol this camera reminds me of that editorial cartoonist who always finds an excuse to draw really detailed ships http://t.co/woAIiFBi

why doesn't the ipad-equivalent have the banana logo from 3 comics ago?? http://t.co/4CujHSMA

banana computer http://t.co/2eLBKtQx

nor sure how to interpret this as anything other than a defense of prejudice http://t.co/jyzAwpRt

does tinsley have any say in the coloring? why is female co-worker gray w/ blue hair. what the hell http://t.co/ls8jxqGn

the kid reads the news while MF reads blank papers http://t.co/2WTxS2rM

I Am Aware Of The Existence of Jeremy Lin http://t.co/FF42vRun

time to check in on the past couple months of mallard fillmore

@FuckminsterBull thanks for reminding me, just realized there's got to be a month or two of strips about trayvon martin I haven't read yet

my new google glasses app will generate angel and devil holograms over your shoulder every time you have to make an ethical decision

@nut_bunnies lol

why does twitter want me to follow George Stephanopoulous

@yolo_kony hahaha... master hand only it's the CBS Eye

i have the second-best pottermore name, SkullQuest14455. SKULL QUEST

@brendlewhat lmfo

George Jetson is a drone pilot. The button he always complains about having to push is the "LAUNCH MISSILE" button

@andybugay hell yeah

@yolo_kony devon banks, the tammys, charles miner, city college dean

@Mobute literally less than 10 seconds after this tweet secretariat started dancing on the craig ferguson show :^O

@Mobute thought this said seacrest for a moment

@kcgbooks @ryanpequin how much extra for a three word phrase book signed by kc green...

"I hereby decree that my new concoction shall not be consumed by women, gypsies, or the Irish" - Dr. Cornelius Pepper, inventor of @drpepper

1950: two water fountains, one labeled "white," the other "colored"

2012: two soda fountains, diet dr pepper and dr pepper 10 @drpepper

@FuckminsterBull wow thats really bad haha

@FuckminsterBull i dunno what that is :/

@FuckminsterBull it's weird that they're recoloring old strips. i'm imagining a 90 yo schulz messin around w/ photoshop gradients & laughing

possible correlation between the so-called "war on women" and the debut of dr pepper ten???

@Livestock all that pepsi... gone... a tragedy

super smash bros w/ nbc thursday lineup. play as liz lemon michael scott jeff winger leslie knope etc. seinfeld/cheers cast unlockable

@Livestock what kinda pepsi: regular, caffeine free, diet, wild cherry, lemon, max, next, one, natural, blue, crystal?/?

hey cool amazon finally got that redesign

candlelight vigil outside the thomas kinkade store at the mall

julian assange, the next king of late night http://t.co/wWAvqIib

@caylenb lol

@caylenb ya

Crisp

@andybugay wtf it was fine the way it was

@inspectahdreck oh I forgot about her... shit

aside from the amanda bynes thing all the nickelodeon starlets turned out way better than their disney counterparts (lohan, spears, et al.)

@spookyskeletons I know, same crew and everything, the only difference is little pete is a girl

I don't remember Chevy Chase being in the sorta-kinda-Pete & Pete movie "Snow Day" at all

@Fatal1tysBroIRL sorry :(

@myfoxla Please fire everyone who contributed to your erroneous report that Springfield in The Simpsons is in Oregon

twitter stop telling me I have a DM when I don't, it's really rude

@woodmuffin i feel a lil guilty whenever i destroy the blue virus :^/

dr. mario is a searing indictment of our pill obsessed approach to healthcare

subtweeting is the new ghostposting

@All_Night_Diner I got a different number every time I went back to the site... first it was 200-something, then 433, then 100-something

@SteveStreza @returnal_ebooks http://t.co/SrkRwWFy

http://t.co/p4QsyqJV Please Donate to my Kickstarter Fund So I Can Continue Murdering Children

now I see why bob dylan changed his name from zimmerman...

Jake England (disambiguation) - This article is about the mass murderer. For the Homestuck character, see Jake English (post-scratch). For t

@boring_as_heck cool

quit kinkadeshaming me bro

lol at @fart and @Andy_Richter havin a chat on the ol twitter

thought this was going to be about the eroge I made RT @BuzzFeed: "Daria" Now Ruined http://t.co/2jz85CmK

@kurper i thought i fixed them dang

http://t.co/HqUuxvey

@SmokingDragon69 lol

all the tweets you faved, all the tumblr posts you liked, and all the rss items you starred will be waiting for you to read in heaven

I love @ItsDings's avatar so much

Costello framed for murder, claims Abbott set him up

@Pomme_us shares should be called slices

Lol

Ted Talks... And He Says A Cuss! http://t.co/o9BeYG6e

just watched youtube viral sensation "charlie bit me" for the first time and I don't get it

how newsweekier can you get? http://t.co/Af5iJOAn

@homework_liker hehe :]

check out my new tech blog http://t.co/L6WKFvIV

i dont feel like dealing with these blog errors

@BevisSimpson why not cut out the middle man, and grill that instead

"A spectre is haunting Duckburg — the spectre of donaldism." - Karl Barx

@rachro @DinkMagic Let this be a lesson.

@FaRTJeTpAcK it appears we've arrived at an impasse.

@FaRTJeTpAcK come back...

@fart Upgrade your account to Twitter Platinum

the broccoli analogy

@elmerKJ @homework_liker @PickupAstronaut oh good

@thatsnotkosher @doctor_ass @boring_as_heck there was a Future episode last christmas

@boring_as_heck http://t.co/KxyyITLY

http://t.co/KlLVILHV this looks like it was designed by one of those crazy guys in movies who have newspaper clippings all over the walls

@_swimp I see you were mentioned on FAIL Blog... not surprised. http://t.co/tgM9D5Up

the tv tropes generation

@_swimp @unicorngirl1 same for me, as well.

@_swimp Actually, the one true faith is Flying SPaghetti Monster, lol.

@fart http://t.co/cVjV1Kzo

@asmallduck the god dog

@_swimp dogs can't smile. this is like fact number 1 they tell you in dog school

@_swimp he's not catholic, he's chasing the pope out of mexico

http://t.co/syjlJVfO

@andybugay to say nothing of the mousetrap industry

@extranapkins Deep Impact

Disney TaleSpin Fan Video Game - January 2012 Prototype: http://t.co/7Vw7IxBd via @youtube

@ETPC1 The final game will be an adventure point & click with platform and shoot'em up levels. [12]

lmao A PC video game is currently being developed by fans, and a prototype version has been released on January 2012. http://t.co/0kcS9oQl

still trying to figure out how talespin can be consistent with the jungle book canon

AFTER THE JUMP ★★ Bloggers discover a portal that lets them "jump" through time. Can they track back to their own time before it's too late?

cool @Something_Awful brought back Truth Media reviews... but for some reason it's on a different website...? http://t.co/GJXiIjzT

Watch Rick Santorum Watching Himself Yelling On CNN | TPM Livewire http://t.co/3NboWQt4 via @igorbobic

@_swimp lol... it's a repeat of the 10 o'clock news but i didnt think it was necessary to say

"'dystopian'... that's a big word" - FOX 11 newsanchor just now

@thatshygirl lol

I received +K in diaper from @unicorngirl1, thanks! http://t.co/FQeq1pmz

@SaveRussianJews chrome

why does twitter still give me errors like 50% of the time. it only does like 3 things

@psiloscape RIP

@psiloscape Hi how are you?

ok who's the wise guy who added futurama stuff to the list? http://t.co/AgGmP6Ng

#ReplaceGenderedPronounsWithXyr

@HiImBleep STEVEN KAPLAN, BREAD EXPERT:

@scottagro @Horse_ebooks dont be a hater

@acharringgrill agreed, thanks for making me aware of him

http://t.co/cDTrb99N amazing

follow friday @AdvisoryGuide #ff

wondering what kind of hijinks Vice President John Edwards is getting into in the alternate timeline where Kerry won

@regisl i use @pinboard on the reg now. didn't like the colors at first but now I like them (the colors). still use @delicious sometimes tho

i was just about to click the heart icon on a tumblr post and a bunch of words flew at me

looked at @delicious for the 1st time in a while... looks way better than it did 6 mths ago but still less friendly than it did under yahoo

how the heck did Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) find the time to write The Hunger Games?? @SenatorCollins

@buenothebear @wayforwardtech is that oblina from aaaa real monsters in your pocket??

@virgiltexas not much, I'll need to dig it up soon

@virgiltexas omg lol - http://t.co/UD24cKOP

@ItsHumanity i like the way you draw skinny limbs

@ItsHumanity tumblr weed

anykony else pumped for the new season of #mlp???

@Mobute will your star ever stop rising??

.@QuiltedNorthern head's up, I'm probably going to use some of your product later on today ;-)

building a wife http://t.co/CLiZCHcP

@ItsDings well I'm going to continue not reading @ReadSquare in protest

@ItsDings @ReadSquare wtf why did they do that

@liquid_swimp @paraone bergman made a video game??

accidentally watched 5 minutes of last man standing. tim allen is mad because his daughter's new boyfriend drives a hybrid

it's cool how the terrible tweet you started writing in the box but didn't finish/post is waiting for you the next day

@homework_liker @acharringgrill augh

Laurel and Hardy, Martin and Lewis, Burns and Allen, Abbott and Costello, Bennett and Guy Bennett Texts

@sashmorky THANK YOU, i spent like half an hour looking for that one last week

first mention of monday in garfield http://t.co/w5RwTJnl

how does jon know that garfield hates mondays?? http://t.co/w7KQNPzV

@DONGLORD69 thank you and you're welcome

@natazilla he used to love mondays... idk what happened... http://t.co/QqmzmrHo

new anthropomorphic republican talking duck http://t.co/mL8en2qv #wow #cool

hey, here's a @MKupperman comic I found in an old issue of nickelodeon magazine http://t.co/xU4c3XC7

@ChuckGrassley Which FOX, FOX network, FOX News, FOX Business, FOX Sports...? Do you like Bob's Burgers?

my new web service is called aaaaaaaaaaaa where aaaaaaaaaaaaers can aaaaaaaaaaaaify aaaaaaaaaaaa messages (or "aaaaaaaaaaaas") to each other

http://t.co/SmKwdh95 worst startup name i've seen in a while

@extranapkins i see youve gone girlmode... i like it

When I was just a lil girl I asked my mother Wherell I go when I die? Will it be heaven will it be hell? Heres what she said to me: lardroom

@beebee880 RIP trashbear

MOOOMP! MOOOMP! MOOOMP! MOOOMP! BLAAAARP: the carpet cleaner cats ask for by name

@AlmightyBoob i am outraged!!!

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: Hunsky Du (5), 2010 Nissan Altima (3) & New Kids On The Bloard (2)

@6Batt6Fink6 lol cool

wondering if any newspapers published that but not the doonesbury strips

aaaaaaaaaa RT @thesearesongs http://t.co/2BTANsaS JUST MAKING SURE THERE ARE NO SURVIVORS

LOL, that john carter movie only made $[more money than we'll ever see in our lifetimes]!!! #BoxOfficeFAIL

my site appears to be working again

@pizzaUNOFFICIAL some simpsons article i wrote a couple months ago is suddenly popular

that's not a brag, i have to pay money now or it'll get suspended

reddit is hammering my site right now http://t.co/xDTVq68f

The Jon Stewart Planet http://t.co/hdeMAqUm

http://t.co/P1A8dzso this guy has my dream job: deciding what is and isn't canon

@ryanpequin lol

this is a song about a superhero named kony / it's called kony's theme

what in the world!

twitter has been mostly incomprehensible for the past 3 days

"GIF-style images"

Microsoft Research has launched a new desktop app for creating cinemagraphs — GIF-style images that combine animation and photography

more like dennis looseinich

@rigamarock @Mobute @Gawker hahahaha

@BigFatWhale well at least you can stay on top of juicy understudy gossip

president tebow, the economy crystals need re-calibrating but the democons are refusing to play ball

@mikesterling "Kroll is intent on revenge, given that the Sterlings stole his high security access crystal" always with the crystals!

@ryanpequin I've gotten so used to TWP in B+W that the thought of color fills me w/ dread. but I thought the same thing about gunshow

My Top 3 #lastfm Artists: BLOGHYPE (12), igloom (7), Bread Climp (5)

bad person drawn with hook nose #conservativepoliticalcartoons

people are mad about rush limbaugh, newt gingrich is a presidential candidate, beavis & butt-head are producing new episodes

@thesearesongs lol

about to give a speech at #TED2012, "Keeping Track Of All 50(?) Homestuck Trolls" #TEDtalks

just wrote "marge" instead of "march"... agh

@_LCKY no

@lawlmarcus no, im kind of a ketchup newbie

W Ketchup [...] makes ketchup in America solely from ingredients grown in the USA and does not support any liberal agendas.

the ketchup monopoly

W Ketchup was founded to free Americans from the ketchup monopoly, and to allow all Americans to support a ketchup that shares their beliefs

W Ketchup™ Endorses Ron Paul for President http://t.co/wtXz6sy4

'Hot dog!’ We relish the opportunity to be involved with such a great product and a great team. http://t.co/5FKjRNY3

apparently so: http://t.co/eGXqVWjt

is w ketchup still around?

now that nickelodeon magazine and disney adventures are gone, where do kids learn fun facts?

the 3 randomest foods in order of descending randomness: cheese, banana, bacon. use this information wisely

@homework_liker good job *tips hat*

@CelestialBeard hahahaha http://t.co/aIoZ1iFp

holy cow... did you know google uses your search queries to show you ADS???

my birth certificate http://t.co/a460RmAK via @TwBirthday

smash mouth eat the egg persons http://t.co/V6DMrErX

@beebee880 whats your favorite food to get at del taco?

someone should make an application that lets you read tweets from over a day ago

@RenagadeGirl all blogs go to heaven

@extranapkins hahaha that's so bad

this comic http://t.co/quLKbFCG

catching up on all the tweets i missed yesterday/today

rip @Brizzly, you were neat & useful for a couple months in 2010 before twitter took all your features and chrome got multi-profiles

today is my 5 year twitterversary

hangin out with @Horse_ebooks in his studio http://t.co/aVGd2GkU

SparkNotes › Literature Study Guides › horse_ebooks › Themes, Motifs & Symbols - Pyramids represent the moral and social decay that results

@extranapkins damn check out those curves

@docpemberton I hear you've got a lot of pull over at Coca-Cola... do you think you can convince them to bring back OK Soda?

@homework_liker why do pundits hate the berenstain bears so much, what the hell

technically the events of last thursday's parks & recreation haven't happened yet... there's still time to prevent them from happening...

kids growing up today befriending brands on facebook etc. will have no problem with corporate personhood

"i speak for the 'steens" - dr. seuss's the lowtax

can't wait to see dr. seuss's the lowtax

Terri Birkett, a member of a family-owned hardwood flooring factory, authored The Truax,[3] offering a logging-friendly perspective

hey let's let a bunch of pedophiles and their enablers write our laws, what could go wrong http://t.co/KQRODxid

#SaveDerpy and also darfur if there's time

nice fakepost RT @thedailybeast Clarence Thomas for president? He's a long shot, but his candidacy makes a lot of sense http://t.co/hfzPJG1x

@homework_liker omg "kaysadiyas" o_O

@FjordsTheatre messed up...

hardees has hot dogs & fried chicken... us carls jr havers are getting hosed :/

@joegeeknz gawker did an "EXPOSE" (read: a whois search) on @Horse_ebooks the other day

Always drive on roads, not on people.

@joegeeknz it's a photo picture of the russian spam guy who made @Horse_ebooks on his russian facebook profile

creator of @Horse_ebooks http://t.co/YgACM5Mp

#CNNFeaturedHeadlines Japan Different, But Also Alike

#CNNFeaturedHeadlines Adults Play Dodgeball

#CNNFeaturedHeadlines Could Thing Be Bad For You?

@jakesav I don't know, what?

is "gif" a verb yet? if not, may I humbly suggest "giffify?"

"end the fred" - me picketing outside nickelodeon hq

@manhugs thanks for the TP tip...

I guess Soft 'n' Gentle is the economy brand, while Angel Soft is the luxury brand?

trying to figure out the differences between @GeorgiaPacific's three brands of toilet paper http://t.co/26zH5VoC

@Mobute thank you for giving a shout out to fosters freeze

i can't get over this tweet. it's so perfect RT @Horse_ebooks The recalled brands of dog

someone from portland with the initials MAB is sending threatening letters to senators *eyes @brendlewhat suspiciously* http://t.co/XcnrESKr

shut up about pinterest everyone

twitter get rid of the real name thing. i dont know who anyone is anymore

nbc thursday night schedule http://t.co/cdS6VEXZ

newt gingrich going after the muppet vote http://t.co/8MoyGroQ

scratch that I want to be the Dog TV Censor who decides if shows are appropriate for puppy viewing

dog reality show: Leg Humpers

brainstorming ideas for dog tv shows: 30 bark, barks & recreation, housebreaking bad, downton arfy, etc.

my goal in life is to produce tv shows for dogs

I WANT MY DOG TV 24/7 http://t.co/y6VUqbPN

@andybugay hahaha

@bobservo i think people still scrobble but nobody goes to the actual site

@homework_liker god he's so nervous hahaha

.@AbeTheHunter go back to GBS

lol JEREMY LIN DECIDES: I'M WIT RON PAUL (2012 RAP SONG): http://t.co/COiv9ovn via @youtube

#ff @rubbrcatsimp @ANIMEJIHAD

@FuckminsterBull who needs stars when we have screensavers nowadays

for some reason george lucas doesn't want you to know what yoda's species is http://t.co/zxSciXxN

"ill make gumby gumbo out of you" - bad guy to gumby

Waitress: You want me to hold the aspirin, huh? Bobby: I want you to hold it between your knees. #classicmoviequotes

will we ever see mac os xi in our lifetimes

first thoughts on pat buchanan being fired from msnbc: 1. he played a good foil to maddow during the 08 campaign season 2. what took so long

@FuckminsterBull i think so. my other twit accounts have had it for a week or two

just look at this http://t.co/AAiStZ7P

@R1xo @chrisbrown nope, can't say that I have

MOTHER < MOTHER 3 < MOTHER 2/EarthBound < Shigesato Itoi's Bass Fishing < Shigesato Itoi's Bass Fishing 64

huge sigh of relief when i found out santorum-backer foster friess isn't the founder of fosters freeze http://t.co/17j6jz8y

#ChrisBrownPickupLines i'll show u mine if u show me yours ;) i'm talking about restraining orders btw

@FuckminsterBull it's the one you were talking about a month or two ago, i just got it yesterday

.@MTV someone is using your intellectual property to make racist jokes on twitter https://t.co/gSCGa3rf

@Fatal1tysBroIRL o_O

why are there so many commercials for toilet paper now

when google+ came out the twitter guy said they don't care about real names but now they're emphasizing real names?? zuh??#newtwitter

it takes an inordinate amount of clicks to get to my lists so i'm just saving them as bookmarks #newtwitter

as punishment for your crimes i hereby order you to read every av club review of community

you didn't tell me you were married!!! - president's mistress

watching live with kelly. so sad. she keeps talking to a mop pretending it's regis

god

At the end of his statement, Andrews said Brown sent a text message nine days later apologizing.

@homework_liker http://t.co/YnlmtXQu

video games were invented to teach kids about death

@beebee880 u got a weatherman 2 quit twitter; will u use ur newfound powers 4 good or evil?

regret my whitney tweet from earlier. should've been less aggressive, shouldn't have used all caps. got caught up in the moment

@Velcrobinson @mikesterling there's this http://t.co/CV2aCcNy

@lordbeef ha ha do they accept monopoly money as well

@andybugay lol

sarah palin giving the bizarro version of obama's 2004 dnc speech

@NBC bring back @NBCWhitney

edit wrong whitney :(

YES!!! WHITNEY IS DEAD!!! I ALWAYS HATED THAT STUPID SHOW

twitter dot com https://t.co/0UvjVG5A https://t.co/0uX1WHGk

@cowcaster i was wondering about this too

chuckgrasslebooks

@rigamarock @davebendercbs13 @beebee880 lol

hey, here is the first "political" cartoon I ever drew http://t.co/FXIRfNVT

yahoo! newsman @chris_moody can say "fuck" (http://t.co/m8dfD6Fj), but they wouldn't let @johnjcook say "jerking off" (http://t.co/0JHFxWTw)

the novel i'm currently working on features cece halpert starting her new job as a receptionist aboard a space station #OfficeEU

each book in the series will explore a different company in the Scranton Business Park, starting with Vance Refrigeration #OfficeEU

yes, but what my new series proposes is... what if there was an alternate universe where michael *didn't* leave the office? #OfficeEU

@jawbroken @acharringgrill thanks;

what percentage of obama voters thought they were voting for brak from space ghost #questions

apparently the new jim & pam is darryl & nondescript warehouse girl

@FrizFrizzle val kilmer is a myth

@unicorngirl1 i like the orange guy

no one whos ever played batman has died.... coincidence?

clooney was the best batman

http://t.co/1eagBtbT

@FaRTJeTpAcK more like you make the drools because you're a baby haha

@FaRTJeTpAcK you cant reply to a question with a question you jeopardy n00b

@acharringgrill lol

"What is the friend zone?" #jeopardy

@acharringgrill hahaha really?

while researching daria I found a daria/muppet show crossover http://t.co/9nLfUnzq

@tinybaby nevermind i just found it

@tinybaby what is horse_ebookmarklet?

@woodmuffin the people youre following gettin together and havin lil twit babies

iim gonna cosplay as a cup http://t.co/DKPxKvK8

@yodaism buzz off yoda

@Bro_Pair that reminds me i have it on dvd but havent actually watched it yet

i thought that halftime in america commercial was really boring

there's a guy with two phones and he uses them to message each other and then he screenshots the messages and puts them on a web site

omg i'm being followed by celebrity cartoon character @Stan___Marsh

@homework_liker lol

Alex Trebek Fangirl

Purrs, http://t.co/IkA0nesv

@FuckminsterBull meanwhile the only scene they showed was asian man pooping in kyles mouth in human centipede parody

@FuckminsterBull and the whole thing is him going OH MAN WRITING IS SO HARD THERE'S SO MUCH PRESSURE I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL FINISH ON TIME

@FuckminsterBull haha i saw that and it confirmed all my suspicions i.e. the other writers are just there to laugh at trey parker's jokes

I hate when south park's on hiatus, cuz then I don't know how I should think about stuff

@PickupAstronaut blocked and reported for spam

@liquid_swimp i was rooting for MIT girl >_<

one of the categories is "epic fail words" aaaaaaaaa #jeopardy

you go greer #jeopardy

#KnuckleTatIdea ZOOG DSNY

#KnuckleTatIdeas ODOR DOOR

#KnuckleTatIdeas WIKI PIMP

#KnuckleTatIdeas OOBI (o) (o)

#KnuckleTatIdeas CLOP CLOP

#KnuckleTatIdeas IAM RAHM

what the heck!!! i didn't know andy capp was literally a wife-beating drunk. or that he had a video game http://t.co/IZxVwyvP

omg it's back http://t.co/zhZCLQGZ

well, that was a rather subpar bowl if you ask me <_<

@andybugay haha

@OzzieCube hahahahaha

what do you mean you never forgot the chicken nuggets http://t.co/pAYjQhO6

@unicorngirl1 lol

@OzzieCube whats it like. do you need to know BSC trivia

@unicorngirl1 what did you get

MMARPG

god i love this @J_Chastain comic http://t.co/i9KGgyrE yep, "back in the day," growing up in the neighborhood. i'm from the streets

@FuckminsterBull haha what the hell

FINALLY, blondie tackles the occupy movement http://t.co/mMOui8C2

@virgiltexas "yo gym"

@ChuckGrassley Mr. Senator, I think you should sponsor a "truth in channel names" bill. Let's get @MTV to start playing music videos again!

@robwhisman please tweet your terry schiavo post

@jim_newell noooo

@wutheringhugs lol

@jakesav ill get u

join me in rubber_cat_room http://t.co/U9vX40A1

found my new hangout http://t.co/U9vX40A1

lol MT @AKaczynski1 Archived http://t.co/R6bWjDSp voter compass for Mitt Romney based a candidate's questionnaire. http://t.co/04EsAvMp

rogue muppeteer

Let's Play Polybius

new anthropomorphic republican talking duck comic http://t.co/TFbOmDry it's about the choices we have to make #peoplewhomatter

they call me "tim t-ball" 'round these parts. mostly on account of me bein' real good at t-ball

@pargman it was alright, nothin special. thanks for askin

0 minutes til robbercat eats a pizza!!! it's go time!!!!!!!

the unaired episode of undercover boss featuring steve jobs at foxconn

@ItsHumanity @ItsDings maybe hes eating pizzas without alerting anyone... shameful...

five minutes til robbercat eats a pizza

@andybugay it sounds like someone's awful "what if they remade moaning lisa for the modern era???" joke plot

ten minutes til robbercat eats a pizza

here's part of a story I wrote when I was a kid http://t.co/D2USKRIH

Show us on your doll where you kiss her every night #dolllovers

the bond between co-let's players is a bond that can never be broken

@homework_liker lmao

http://t.co/W6I7ThEE

the theoretical tenth level of irony

please give my friend @KevinBoddy money so he can do his little web show and stay off the streets!!! http://t.co/2DVzmaVA

@ItsHumanity don't really feel comfortable with posters and false idols about but sounds good to me!

@ItsHumanity @jessica can i live in the basement/cellar. i'll try not to suck up too much oxygen

@ItsHumanity nice house!

i forgot about the news so now i'll never know what the goatman story was about...

omg the news just said "he calls himself the goatman"

hahaha http://t.co/63kD2o1F >o<

@bug_deal oh i thought you had to un-retweet them before re-retweeting them

@bug_deal the chuck grassley one

im seeing double.... three @bug_deal's!!! http://t.co/hs4RVUce

tried to have a tweetup with @homework_liker a couple weeks ago but he was busy working... http://t.co/Z41GE4JA

@VP where are the jobs. where are they. also what is your favorite food #WHchat

norm ruins the promos

my vintage '04 moofwear shirt is too small now

mtv should make a smoke alarm that's just beavis saying "fire"

what's a non-dorky way of saying webmaster

@ryanpequin nevermind i skipped ahead

@ryanpequin dammit ive been listening to these guys talk for 7 minutes and they still havent said your name yet. is it not "peck-win"?

@wolfpupy lol

@lowtax looks good 2 me

so who won in that archie comic book with obama and palin?

robbercat checked in at Top Secret Government Facility w/ 5 others. http://t.co/8BP8km0I

@NoraMartinHall hey

@LamarSmithTX21 go back to gbs

@jakesav lol https://t.co/4cgoI1Mx

Big Dogs http://t.co/rv6pqUjG (via @jakesav)

dang lots of new followers and RTs and faves today thanks to the @boring_as_heck bump

@billycomma donut party

TELL CONGRESS TO STOP PIPPA. i've been saying this since the royal wedding

@docpemberton yo doc whens New Coke comin back

"headcanon"

@homework_liker augh

★ϟ♀❋@#☯ facebook changing their privacy settings around again. makes me appreciate twitter's simplicity more

@nut_bunnies i haven't heard anything about it lately but i would assume so

this just in: yahoo! going dark to protest SOPA. also, bankruptcy

@BreakingNews what a bad friend!

@homework_liker @caylenb one of the many loose ends they need to tie up before the series finale...

tonight, we celebrate a courageous leader who fought for civil rights. that's right, betty white

cops: "yo, gurt to jail" RT @LANow Pinkberry co-founder Young Lee arrested on assault warrant http://t.co/UsH7juoW CC @homework_liker

oh man... snagglepuss just rolled up in the club

@ryanpequin my mom overheard me listening to that once and she was impressed by how long he holds that note

oh #pipebomb thank you for being #pipebomb you're a true american hero you proudly drive a ford truck everybody loves your stories i hope yo

http://t.co/6Xv9AIjN if you have a smartphone to do this why would you need to use a desktop in the first place. gah

WHY I SUPPORT SOPA. http://t.co/MgS3AXSD

@johnboehner go back to GBS

@liquid_swimp its been too long, napoleons like 40 years old now

@liquid_swimp the bad ones

@liquid_swimp its actually by simpsons people

ITT Technical Institute (ITTTI)

are you begging at the table again?!? how would YOU like it if i started eating YOUR food?!? *starts eating dog food* hm, this isn't so bad

@virgiltexas oh nevermind i just saw your earlier tweet to max read. i thought he coined it or something

https://t.co/XfmVaj6c umm are people really paying 5 bucks a tweet to say wulgus

@virgiltexas "TwitCrew"? is that a thing now

i'm at the combination wienerschnitzel and tastee-freeze

lol if you still think disneyland is better than california adventure

The Android Ecosystem

www.jd

"i am making blart. i am making blart. i am making blart. i am making blart." - kevin james on the set of paul blart mall cop

@andybugay happy bugday

Horse_ebooks http://t.co/pVFSSlLE via @delicious

just broke into warner bros execs office deont have much time b4 the guards catch me just want to inform the world SPACE JAM 2 IS REA

ok im turning off this debate

lol ron paul said "rick" in reference to rick santorum and the camera cut to rick perry #nhdebate

@AlmightyBoob happy b-day

whoa check it out, @microsoft premieres next-gen SkiFree on @bing homepage http://t.co/3DlPC0JZ

settling the age-old debate: Is Muppet Babies Canon?

@homework_liker Life Ends At Decomposition

@leyawn hahahaha

@boring_as_heck before clicking i assumed the LP was for Let's Play. not sure which would be worse

namco is starting their own political action committee, MANPAC

the ghost of christmas future is a band playing horrible technodubmetal music from 2032, which terrorizes scrooge into changing his ways

my idea for a christmas carol reinvention: scrooge is now a late night talk show host forced to interview ghosts

"aw gross, my mitt's all rommy..."

mitt rommy

WWWW (whole wide world web)

if i scan the barcode on this banana with a smartphone i can get a free chipwrecked ringtone. what a time to be alive.

the girl with the dragonquest tattoo

@ryanpequin you met justin bieber????

Pizza Ranch

@nut_bunnies i have no idea

@fart "erotic homestuck cosplay" http://t.co/8U0t5Hlk

how in the world do homestuck ppl keep finding new ways to be terrible

@dropkickpikachu 0 it doesn't work

i found my old http://t.co/628UXISO the other week whilst unpacking

@andybugay whoa whoa whoa

3... 2... 1!!! *slam dunks 2011 garfield calendar into recycle bin*

Ron Paul voted to end gender binary enforcement at the federal level.

*holds up END THE FED sign* what? oh, I'm not a libertarian, I'm just protesting the WWF

cant stop laughing at this picture http://t.co/UiCIxZS0 #ronpaul

asked a question "Would Alex Mack's ability to morph into a puddle be an adequate method of birth control?" http://t.co/RrFXDFlk

we're all just NPCs in someone else's video game

http://t.co/9MVY9pGZ the most unflattering pic of romney ive ever seen

@prognosys hahaha

article by Meryl Streep about playing Thatcher. hey did you know Meryl Streep has a new movie coming out where she plays Thatcher #newsweek

2011's Epics [sic] Wins And Fails #newsweek

Maggie's Moment: Why Thatcher is more important than ever. || this is the cover story #newsweek

let's all take a look at the newsweek homepage http://t.co/PCZBzCfG

@wolfpupy so what

Guy Retweets Particularly Entitled Christmas Tweets, Becomes A Phenomenon http://t.co/pbq3VjQL via @techcrunch | congrats @fart

hey, here's an excerpt from the rough draft of my dumb never-finished ron paul parody zine http://t.co/rh5vqWj0

@thatshygirl happy birthday, for real this time :]

@liquid_swimp good to hear that swimp.

check it out,... the new Apple Car.... designed by Steve Jobs himself mere moments before his untimely death... http://t.co/8ho28Zk5

@extranapkins sweet

widgets --> gadgets --> apps --> progs --> doodads --> gizmos --> doohickeys --> thingamabobs --> kajiggers

There's A Prog For That™

progs (short for programs) are going to be the new apps

let's all curl up in front of the @bing homepage

@thatshygirl consider it an advance :)

@thatshygirl happy birthday

@rigamarock lol

damn it, internet http://t.co/ATilWOkD

@andybugay they can do w/e they want as long as they keep making those sexy commercials with danica patrick [phil raising eyebrows emoticon]

@ItsFuckCity not to my knowledge

how. how does this crap get published. http://t.co/n2ezb28d "michael carrington" aghhh

A Very Merry Ron Paul Christmas Carol: A cantankerous libertarian congressman is visited by three ghosts & becomes a bleeding heart liberal.

Shame on TMZ for outing @ChrisBrown as the Joyful Heart Foundation's anonymous benefactor... CB didnt do it for the publicity #TeamBreezy

kim jong il lived just long enough to see the simpsons make it to 22 years

It's a #ChrisBrownMas miracle! @ChrisBrown is donating half his fortune to the Joyful Heart Foundation for battered women! Wow! #TeamBreezy

Just heard on @MTV that @ChrisBrown is donating half his money to a battered women's shelter! What a rad man! #ChristmasMiracle #TeamBreezy

@virgiltexas yes please

@direpepper awesome

http://t.co/dkDpj5Bg lmao number six

The Original, Famous Ron Paul Survival Kit http://t.co/zEU27CdP

@liquid_swimp augh!

***done moving***

omg hate hate traffic jams

stuck behind fedex truck. the arrow burns into my retinas

bye washington

***moving***

@Mobute http://t.co/YE9bUzaY "Paul must have earned multiple millions of dollars over the two decades plus of the newsletters’ existence."

theres a @J_Chastain comic in #lamezine .... check it out http://t.co/OCooVrb4

megaupload founder kim dotcom doesn't even own http://t.co/IgJKvqbT... smh

finally made the a list.... https://t.co/seZXZRni

a crowd has gathered around south park studios, where co-creators matt stone & trey parker are expected to make a presidential endorsement

@NathanKress are you a brony?

@JohnStamos are you a brony?

@cheyennejackson are you a brony?

@RobLowe Are you a brony?

@danecook Are you a brony?

@WillyVille are you a brony?

@JonahHill are you a brony

@Radstronomical hahaha "Je Suis La Jeune Fille" is such a rad reference

Check this video out -- Newt Gingrich meets the Power Rangers http://t.co/xnNUUGOM via @youtube

follow friday @KattWillFerrell @Bronys4RonPaul #ff

Includes A Shrek-ed Out Parody of Michael Jackson's THRILLER

lmao my #RIPChristopherHitchens prank has gone mad viral!!!

that was mean im going to delete it

by calling it gchat you're perpetuating the whole i-prefix thing which is almost as bad as saying version two point oh

I sorta like the "activity" tab now. lots of good "under the radar" tweets in there

make mold and products accoding to your design and requirements

@Mobute they probably make fun of christians who refute anything that wasn't in the bible :ironicat:

the only map you need http://t.co/MMVGgiVw

@Mobute lol @ "racist" in quotes

@homework_liker heh

what's wrong with sopa? it's just noodles you dorks

New Parents: Be prepared when your child enters the "Terrible Thirties" phase

will @boring_as_heck's star ever stop rising???

How a Twitter Cabal of Diaper-Obsessed Madmen Killed Scott Baio http://t.co/YHLbMDsg

@ItsHumanity nice try but im not falling for another one of your goatse links!

Why is Twitter

@ItsHumanity now it is you who is the meanest person in the world

@ItsHumanity im serious i dont get it... did he turn the reporters into dogs... or were they always dogs...

@ItsHumanity i don't understand it :(

@homework_liker your new avatar looks like a perry-branded scrubbin' bubble

gee i wonder http://t.co/5Qum6UDE

We need a leader, not a breeder - campaign slogan for asexual candidate

Eyewitness Seems Way Too Happy To Have Seen Human Beings Die

"I don't even have a Facebook" <_< http://t.co/uNvFWLLY

@AlmightyBoob where are his pants

@homework_liker The Reddit Menace

http://t.co/Ha5cTHRW why

Congrats to @J_Chastain on winning an award for Best Supporting Actress! http://t.co/M3A8Vuby

why are there so many american pie movies

"my favorite muppet is bean bunny" - nobody

@ItsHumanity that design does look a little pickaninny-ish, to be honest

@ItsHumanity it's torubling when i realize im not a unique snowflake

@ItsHumanity augh we made the same joke at the same time

@ItsHumanity they were drawn on sandpaper

@ItsHumanity i didnt make it ya dingus!

"Originally his belt said 9/11...I received a note that said 'too soon'...so it was removed" http://t.co/3aSUgzuO

@destroyman I told you, I'll fix the search on the Brony Board on Monday!!!!!

@FuckminsterBull do you have it already? id need to use it a while before opining. i jus wanna be able to make my browser window small again

@mikesacco even when a third person wanders in? it would be magical if they finally figured out how to do it right but I'm skeptical

man trying to read and keep track of twitter conversations is so bad. it's like a message board where you have to search for each post

@ABigBagOfKeys why can't MEN get periods?????? *rage face*

Great Moments in Television History http://t.co/3VLHRKww

boy, anderson cooper and isha sesay have such great chemistry together... do I smell romance in the air?

@FuckminsterBull those were good opinions and I enjoyed reading them

@ryanpequin http://t.co/09ctt1tO

so #newtwitter has tweets expand to the bottom instead of the side, but they're keeping the huge sidebar? aargh

@extranapkins Ha ha, excellent observation as always!

@TacoBell i've got some great ideas for sauce packet messages, if you'd like to hear them

let us pay our respects before the Steve Jobs Memorial Google Doodle

shakey cam + a bunch of random dudes playing cards (?) in the background??? hell yeah http://t.co/MmvU2i9F via @TYTonCurrent

Naked bodybuilder attacks Colton couple, police say http://t.co/EkawNGBJ via @lanow

how can I get a job writing for taco bell sauce packets

whoa hey why isn't the state department making a profit????? kill kill kill

yo zuckerberg where the ★ϟ♀❋ is the wall on this thing http://t.co/rkkjk0Lr

you're an RSS enthusiast too??? wanna discuss our favorite feeds over coff... oh wait it's just the north face logo

uhhhhh who's the guy who slipped in a bestiality ban repeal into the defense authorization bill? I thought david wu resigned?

[For the Record, 1:40 p.m. Dec. 6: An earlier version of this post incorrectly said... the Weasley twins are "evil."] http://t.co/af8MJKbO

@homework_liker theyre mad cuz sam the eagle is a fox news pundit in the movie

@ItsHumanity it's NACHO and dog you stupid gaijin

we built this geocity on m-i-d-i

always remember to choose your facebook profile picture wisely. that's the one they'll show on the news when you're brutally murdered

theres too many warnings on this thing so im afraid to use it

buns & puns

in the middle of the debate donald trump is going to re-start his campaign and ask himself questions

@andybugay still 12/03 in the only time zones that matter :^]

#occupyolympia has a big 99% sign made up of xmas lights

I was going to write a parody ron paul newsletter once but I lost my rough draft. all I really remember is the phrase "ellen degenerate"

i just now got the pun in @followcost >_<

@jacobburch where are you going?

Abbott and Costello are perhaps best known for their famous comedy routine "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

@homework_liker hahahaha wow you're right

test

ok #atheist if evolution is real then what did god evolve from? hmm>?

@XOSKOO @rigamarock sciencetists made computers?? wrong. engineers did. engineers are not sceintists. im rolling my eyes real hard at you

whats miss piggys first name

indescribable.png http://t.co/WAsaPTOf

oh god mencia still exists

what we need now, is a president who understands Business

@kcgeep @tomselleck69 @nedroid the controversial episode of muppet brown where she adopted a sock puppet

@unicorngirl1 lol

@Gifzette the link to "the funniest thing" is the link to the jerry brown article from the previous paragraph, pls fix

ron paul 2007 http://t.co/hSmyJyKH ron paul 2011 http://t.co/RfelGBFC

.@horse_cookbooks

i watched an episode of once upon a time, aka what the hell is this

hahahahaha http://t.co/uPieMPi4

@virgiltexas haha cool

@nut_bunnies @everyword augh

*cracks knuckles* alright, i'm ready for some cyberin'. my icq number is

@FaRTJeTpAcK i didnt see it im sorry ;_;

robogarf hates cyber mondays

@rob_whisman @blackstewi_ that's our black stewie!!!

@RubenBolling Today's super fun-pak comic (killjoy was here) got mixed up with the one from Nov 22, or vice-versa

@rob_whisman hahaha check this out too: http://t.co/q1tYUMQ1

@rob_whisman @TheMadea hahaha this madea impersonator really understands the essence of the character

@rob_whisman what was the tweet!

Q: who is @fart's fave prez?? A: barack orb-ama

so much for warner bros keeping their websites around forever http://t.co/iRTvYMlG

Artie Lange Punishes Syria Over Violent Crackdown #replacearableaguewithartielange

@direpepper lol cool

@billycomma what youve never heard of Paneraism, the Bread Religion?

@AOLSystemMsg the link fucked up or whatever http://t.co/jEjyIPeq

@mikesacco hahaha

oh great, even the archie gang is into #homestuck cosplay now http://t.co/bSS0i2pe

asked a question "Any truth to the Double Big Mac rumors...?" http://t.co/ZpJ1GIxS

swap swamp stories on my bog blog

aw look at the cute wittle wational actor http://t.co/Cgxd0Kwx

twitter thinks I tweet like a girl, I guess http://t.co/mnGQNDAn

don't mind me, just trying to save a mega-corporation a hundred bucks a year

@billycomma hahaha

@homework_liker lol

why does disney use di.sn as a url shortener when they own http://t.co/ecHHhNU7. why do i care about url shorteners.

@ItsHumanity @ItsDings that was a good review!

lol http://t.co/Dsk9zLjD

http://t.co/1Pio1B0s "It doesn’t look at all like The New York Times,” Times spokesman Eileen Murphy contended. | ya the font is TOTES DIFF

@ebertchicago "Muppet diaspora" is a wonderful phrase

lol this theme music sounds like the score from a dystopian movie about killer robots #CNNdebate

the cleveland show is just a really long family guy cutaway

aaaaaa http://t.co/bJrSGpVT

fair warning: when @everyword gets to "orb," i'm gonna retweet that shit so hard

today is the 69th anniversary of tweety bird, the world's first genderqueer cartoon character

breaking: ben parr and mike arrington to start new venture, CrunchMash

friedman looks like he's presiding over a very serious dungeons & dragons game http://t.co/GeZuPufQ

i was looking at my twitter favs and realized i ripped off a kupperman tweet... how many hail marys do i have to say to repent

mallard fillmore: twilight fan http://t.co/BkqmbmBz

ice cream truckers

|@BarackObama is using a Bolivian top level domain (.bo)... guess he thinks he's too good for AMERICAN tlds. #tcot #endthefed

Great Moments In Cinema No. 8,814 http://t.co/8D7zzgAY

dang helga from hey arnold is hella accomplished http://t.co/0BfRM2FM

@homework_liker omg helga from hey arnold is a redditor

yesss i freed up 50mbs of webspace

@homework_liker they're just so much worse printed out and occupying physical space

@homework_liker fucking hell

true fact my first twitter follower was @johnedwards

The Strange Fad of Comedian-Based Saturday Morning Cartoons | Splitsider http://t.co/t8YDtAUD lol I didn't know roseanne had a cartoon

http://t.co/znW94CNH how naive I was back then....

'The Munsters' Could Return, but as an Hourlong Drama: http://t.co/TH8nFqBW lol

which weighs more, a truckload or a fuckload?

@brendlewhat @bug_deal i've never actually watched the video all the way through

.@bug_deal wow thanks!!! http://t.co/9uBvotA1

@bug_deal @LavosXII @J_Chastain thank you BDeal!!!

...what RT @BreakingNews Johnson & Johnson has begun removing toxic chemicals from baby products, under pressure from consumer groups - @AP

@LavosXII @J_Chastain how do i find this tweet series

mtv true life: im a cyberbully

@billycomma did you ever see the trophy i made you http://t.co/UfMbHxxP

crazy world, lotta smells #office

4G LTE more like 4G L33T

@space_info o_O

iv e never seen the rebecca black thing... who wants to give me a trophy

I'm on Team Brendanawicz #ParksandRec

whats a skyrim

bring back old new twitter

charlie bro http://t.co/ig6jWDaY

AWESOME A new comedy, “Rob,” which stars Ron Schneider as a bachelor who... marr[ies] into a Mexican-American family http://t.co/aAQb07my

http://t.co/G4YmGnUM (via @fuckmaster88)

fellow middle americans, the time to secede is now. if you'd simply take a look at this map, you'll see - OH GOD. WE'RE BOXED IN. NO WAY OUT

scoop: new twilight series to feature sexy, brooding robots and mummies

@McDonaldsCorp Does the Hamburglar ever steal cheeseburgers, or does he stick solely to hamburgers?

@JackBox Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun

my kind of place... http://t.co/6WDRzYxp

@McVladie i never joke

Please +K my influence in Terrorism on @klout http://t.co/bKL2RutB

according to tv prom & high school reunions are the most important events in the world

this is best family circus http://t.co/MkGm4lpG @MikesRadTwites @BloatedCarcass @bug_deal @boring_as_heck

they broke into parks & recreation because they found a shoe

@bug_deal it was the 60's man. everyone was pounding tables and dropping acid and doing the batusi

@MikesRadTwites @bug_deal @boring_as_heck lol

@homework_liker "Be aware that Americans are fanatics about showering and hygiene." big fan of showers right here. usually take 3-4 a day

lol the description http://t.co/4oAIfn4s

cool, a sunday strip, that means I can use the extra space to draw characters other than the duck... http://t.co/2D7hZvrS lol j/k #mallfill

@bug_deal hahaha he looks like a convict

http://t.co/eThQ0iHw ........ you mean..... the unemployed.....? #mallfill

catching up on all the mallard fillmores I missed http://t.co/Uy9MBmv9 WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN??? #mallfill

@direpepper it looks like you fell down a well

tonight let's party like it's 9/9/99 *camps out in front of video game store for sega dreamcast*

Mallard Fillmore Watch: cognitive dissonance http://t.co/HNxebnWk

just got off the phone with a source... ghostbusters 3 is a GO... it's gonna be a prequel about slimer before he died... real dramatic stuff

@sesamestreet you're welcome

Horse Ebooks: The Sitcom RT @Horse_ebooks The daily lives of these horses with their chaotic adventures, bickering

PUMPKIN "PIE"

oh geez it's on the sidebar too

i like the "@" tab but "activity" is useless

@homework_liker alex trebek needs to lurk more *rolls eyes as derisively as possible*

@ItsFlo question - are you supposed to be "real" or a personification of the @progressive website?

@homework_liker @olhnso olhnso wrote the prelude and people mistook it for official zybourne "canon" http://t.co/SohTQd8N

@homework_liker @olhnso were you around for zybourne clock?

@homework_liker Smugness increased by +4!

@OzzieCube @homework_liker lol

@homework_liker j/o hand

@tombomp D:

asked a question "How do I find out what percent I am?" http://t.co/PZkgs10p

http://t.co/BGHUcEhQ wow, real creative guys ~_~

i wanna know what @Horse_ebooks 's first tweet was but none of these sites work anymore >_< http://t.co/EaBUiQFK http://t.co/ZrEL4Xxx

rip frasier... [pretend I posted a youtube clip of the scene from cheers where frasier's will is read to lilith]

the soros-ACORN-journolist trifecta

how tall is god? http://t.co/dBxknwED

lmao - John Cassidy performs a balloon act for First Lady Michelle Obama http://t.co/adaKlOrj

the MADtv wikipedia article was so large they split it into at least 19 different pages http://t.co/X0gqQz04

rachel from animorphs is a real animal in the bedroom ;^]

@andybugay congrats on your 5,555th tweet!!!!

hahaha remember when maddox made this http://t.co/XSGEhige and it was like 10 times the effort he put in his dumb articles

someone bring back pic-see i need it for a project

ha ha i think this babys trying to free his reflection from its spoon prison

on the last episode of parks and recreation, the documentary is revealed to have been one long james o'keefe sting

RT @HLNTV Dr. Conrad Murray has been found guilty of murdering Caylee Anthony

@andybugay it's standard practice i think

@billycomma here u go http://t.co/UfMbHxxP

http://t.co/dy1LFBjv how long has this existed

@billycomma that's pretty cool

cyberpunk circlejerk

@nut_bunnies i think he just noticed his eyebrows

http://t.co/C510wzAM

SOME GUY DREW THE RAGE GUY ON FINAL JEOPARDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@RubenBolling @ebertchicago that's what prohias gets for signing his name in morse code...

great moments in journalism: dr drew is examining justin bieber's body language to determine if he's telling the truth

@mikesacco jawesome

the san jose shreks

@homework_liker lol cool

why would anyone live in a town called crime city

@DuckDuckExcuse whimsical irony being the fandom that likes the concept of being into a girl show more than the actual show itself

@DuckDuckExcuse that sounds about right... mean irony being the group that does :twisted: pornographic fanart

@bug_deal @DuckDuckExcuse theres a subtle difference imo, "mean" irony vs. whimsical irony

@DuckDuckExcuse idk, my guess is 1/3 is ironic, 1/3 is ha ha look me im so goofy for watching a kids show, & remainder is legit ponyfans

@destroyman season 2, episode 3 (already forgot what the title was)

@TheBeerNerd theres an orchestral score, but no songs. the credits are an "updated" version of the 80s theme (by which i mean guitar riffs)

or whatever the post-sesame street, pre-justin bieber girl demographic is called

and it's not even like "oh but they have jokes for grownups too!" like rocko/spongebob/phineas&ferb, it's a straight-up toddler show

now that i've seen my little pony, i hate "bronies" even more

they do a good job animating eyes but everything else is pretty newgrounds-y

ok it's over

now theyre all talking about the lessons they learned

the ponies are cheering for homework

a valuable lesson was learned today

so far theres been only 1 male horse

this is pretty much just babysitters club with horses

theres bears in ponytown but they cant talk (?)

there's a southerner pony

anypony/everypony/somepony

this is somewhere in between mickey mouse clubhouse and spongebob squarepants

it's tuesday

unicorn has magic powers ??

you've got to be fucking kidding me

episode in question is S2E3, which i've been told is the best one

I am about to watch an episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic" to see what all the hullaballoo is about

corporations are people, and they;re all friends with me on facebook

@JQAdams_MHS get well soon johnny

New Anthropomorphic Republican Talking Duck up! It is about CEOs: http://t.co/b6bGBFjM

@damnglitch aw man

@ryanpequin stick a big ol chris ware "AND SO" panel in between panels 3 & 4

@aardvarkwizard what's luna lovegood's bust size?

Clothes communicate

@damnglitch oh I thought mudblood was specific to wizards w/ nonmagic parents instead of nonmagic ppl in general; thanks for clarification

@mikesacco it wasn't a trap it was a genuine question... thanks for answer

i forget, is "muggle" supposed to be an epithet or is it just the generic term?

@DangerRoomOly the sammy harkham-edited bart simpson's treehouse of horror #15

@homework_liker lol

@ItsHumanity you are

omg the @bing homepage is spooky as heck.... o_O

@In__Training @bug_deal these are some that i curated http://t.co/mxcPJdTq http://t.co/OAiloxcB http://t.co/G0MQJCm9

@bug_deal http://t.co/rI94NOcH or http://t.co/F3hVr08w

wtf how did @SpongeBob get verified

hahahaha http://t.co/fMReFBM5

Suddenly the courtroom doors burst open. Everyone turned and gasped. "Stop the trial! Dr. Conrad Murray is innocent!" said Michael Jackson.

you're either team my little pony or team @horse_ebooks... choose wisely

@fart thx, that one was from a limited-edition '03 sourdough loaf available only in japan. had to pay a pretty penny to get it #worthit

hey girl, u wanna check out my collection of bread climps? http://t.co/Pu35G3KI

(whispering) apple tv, put on sorority sexhavers 5 (slightly louder) put on sorority sexhavers 5 (yelling) PUT ON SORORITY SEX... oh hi mom

@damnglitch i mean like normal people, not goofy dads

@anthonypants soon... ive been procrastinating on one

*carves likeness of elliott gould into pumpkin* i shall call you... elliott gourd

goddammit, nobody wants to bark commands at their tv like an idiot http://t.co/o8m3Jx9l

mallard fillmore: herman cain supporter http://t.co/LGOGr81f

i carly. you sam.

.@ryanpequin president bird is just a pawn of major medical pigeon

zillah take a bow #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

soap lakers of the world, unite #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

sammamish girls are bigger than others #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

puyallup, it was really nothing #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

please, please, please let me get walla walla #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

last night i dreamt that tumwater loved me #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

hoquiam knows i'm miserable now #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

girlfriend in tacoma #IfSmithsSongsWereAboutWashingtonState

@AlmightyBoob why so sirious

@kcgeep hes a ghost in the SHREK 4D attraction at universal studios (between shreks 1 & 2, canonicity unclear)

omg i hope ARCHIE MEETS KISS is printed with blood http://t.co/f4AcmxBd

it's Tarantella Napolitana. thanks, jeeves

@homework_liker aaaagh o_O

what's that song they always play in cartoons when they're in italy / an italian person is onscreen / italian food is being eaten

@thatshygirl oh ok then :) hope you're well

RT for the daytime http://t.co/ANIC3Kah #askjeeves #tumblr

@thom_ebooks @Horse_ebooks ebooks in love....

@thatshygirl over what?

@bug_deal @extranapkins freakin sweet

check out my new tumblr y'all http://t.co/ANIC3Kah

oh wait the "eat up martha" gag was about handwriting recognition not voice recognition. my bad

i refuse to believe apple voice technology has progressed since the "eat up martha" days

Lucille Esmeralda "Lucy" McGillicuddy Ricardo

cool tip: go to a mexican restaurant and just keep getting your chips and water refilled. then leave. free meal

man that little girl from the bus stop gmail theme gets into so many adventures http://t.co/xZL49p3E

hank hill turned into a dog, i guess? http://t.co/5fUKyeHm #nancy

what if @10_4nat becomes a celebrity or something

wtf wtf wtf wtf http://t.co/pNBeuy1m RT @10_4nat Natalie had a poopy and wet diaper (Normal, Mustard)

secret leaked footage of CGI johnny fiveaces http://t.co/iQLbRFjk #zybourne #clock #zcx

Great Moments In Women's History: 2011- Antonia Charrington of Seneca Falls, NY takes a stand by buying a case of Dr Pepper TEN.

i just learned the local fox affiliate doesn't play fox shows #uhhh

the protests worked!!! the mcrib is back!!!!

wanna get me a glow dome #6am

whoa cartoon network is showin looney tunes #6am

http://t.co/m79M1n2F

http://t.co/UArObyGh

@casualmalexlfan youre turning into a cartoon man. soon youll be invulnerable to falling anvils

.@twitter when do we get the @username tab? ? http://t.co/5CpccpB3

http://t.co/4rKSXUZL "i think logic"

@homework_liker @liquid_swimp ya

@virgiltexas fast food trivia: herb is the son of the where's the beef lady and the second hamburglar

@homework_liker Congratulations! You just received the Muffin Man badge and 500 koins on http://t.co/RaPgXFPr!

my apologies to restaurants in the olympia area http://t.co/eaYiyVof http://t.co/4kCbq6zJ

@woodmuffin maybe hes archiving your tweets in case you ever ragequit twitter

@virgiltexas @homework_liker ha ha look at all them eggs. is it easter already???

@Horse_ebooks ooo wow look how cultured you are. stfu idiot

@woodmuffin smellovision 5D (the smell dimension). WHO SMELLS THE WATCHMEN? scratch & sniff to smell dog carcass in alley

@rapdotcomdotcom haha no i didnt know

paula polestar more like paula poundstone

@bug_deal http://t.co/xmefbaIP

lol cool it's literally impossible to edit a myspace profile now

one of the guys died.. its four guys now. RIP

lol they're making watchmen prequels

@unicorngirl1 we are all kacie kim

@unicorngirl1 i'm me

@unicorngirl1 you is kacie kim

'Hacktivist' group Anonymous goes after child porn websites http://t.co/EugxeEOC via @gmanews - cool, they can start with 4chan

@unicorngirl1 youre kacie kim

waiting for someone on @upwithchris to eat something on camera

@space_info @flyingfree333 Lol at the hypocrisy of a so-called "atheist" calling upon a higher authority *rolls eyes*

@space_info hahahahaha

http://t.co/vtPfKgrC

follow friday @GuyWithExtraordinarilyLongTwitterUsernameThatMakesItPracticallyImpossibleToReplyToSinceItUsesUpMostOfThe140CharacterLimit #ff

guy at @BurgerKing refused to give me a bucket full of whopper patties and bacon... "have it your way" my ass #lowcarb

@jorcoga go to bed!!!!

mr. strawman, bring me a troll

I learned all my punning skills from Mad Magazine... or, should I say, BAD Magazine >:]

Did Obamacare Kill Steve Jobs? Our Experts Weigh In

just think... without Steve Jobs, iCarly would've been called something different...

SPONSORED TWEET: With over three models to choose from, it's never been easier to read horse ebooks on the go. Buy an Amazon Kindle today.

high school photos of herman cain have started circulating... http://t.co/cibCsp1A

whatever happened to the girl who played lindsay lohan's twin in the parent trap?

@billycomma don't be a nog hog... save some o' that nog for our boys in 'nam

@OzzieCube hahaha

dude, do you remember the alamo??? and catdog???

what if the republican primary race was about pizza... http://t.co/IttAeRx2

@twittermedia bring back blackbird pie

hahahaha @Horse_ebooks cake http://t.co/j3bfz3i4

I AM THE 0.000000325725949%

@liquid_swimp my spirit animal is man

help i got put in one of this guy's twitter newspapers http://t.co/tBLpoJ7e

fantasy quidditch

everything about this photo is hilarious (via @MKupperman) http://t.co/QTCgm5vQ

http://t.co/Hw91dOCe

block access to great moments with mr. lincoln. force the electrical parade to go through frontierland #OccupyMainStreetUSA

http://t.co/NVxy0qf8 what a waste of a great url

lost my pinky in a meat grinder #iam99%

@liquid_swimp dont be such a scaredyswimp

According to @Klout, @Horse_ebooks is a Dabbler. What's your influence style? http://t.co/rdJ7MIbT

do any actual businesses use ".biz"

@offwhitekitty there is @Maru_0524

@offwhitekitty im a people

haha i misread gilad shalit as gene shalit

@tresdessert i didnt see

@aleafyghost yesss

@offwhitekitty im not a cat at all!!!

just saw a guy driving his motorized wheelchair down the street... is that even legal???

just saw a couple pushing a stroller with a doggie in it #dogspotting

http://t.co/P7dr0kBq COOL IT'S JUST LIKE ASK JEEVES CIRCA 1999... THANKS APPLE

@Mobute lmao "he was more influential than Mobutu or any of the other commenters on this post was, or is, or ever will be" take THAT

can't sleep. watching @chrislhayes LIVE for first time. is it me or did the set get redder?

@homework_liker http://t.co/40mUH7Px

http://t.co/R06A4l1c

i dreamed i was writing an obituary of weird al

hehe... nobody at this fancy dinner party knows i'm wearing spongebob panties...

@anthonypants i upgraded to twitter platinum. allows me to say 3 cuss words (damn, balls, fart) and use the & symbol

oh i get it. it's supposed to sound like he's saying "sweaty balls" (balls is slang term for scrotum). funny

http://t.co/7BRN1hFl #eggchallenge

@homework_liker hahahaha http://t.co/9SUn4wFk

@anthonypants hm good point

having trouble trying to make col. sanders look like a guy fawkes mask and being recognizable as both

uh-oh, looks like scott adams is at it again http://t.co/593tTiN8

i'm just a small-town girl with big-city nightmares

icy hot stuntaz

@woodmuffin @fart @liquid_swimp smdh... thats like eating an ice cream cake made by mr. freeze and complaining it's too cold

damn it yahoo you lied to me. i want to see what wilson looks like NOW. http://t.co/ikOku5Jn

lol if youre still using tineye instead of google search by image

oh it's the movie version of World War Z. in that case I support the use of live weapons

arent they supposed to be using prop guns o_o

haha what MT @BreakingNews Hungarian police raid set of Brad Pitt's new movie, confiscate stash of weapons that were to be used as props

more like.... mark SUCKerberg. *starts convulsing in laughter*

@fart lmaox5

Rick Perry's Scary Movie-Style Attack Ad Slams The Horror Of Romneycare (VIDEO) http://t.co/eotJWFsd via @TPM

@fart oh man, the national egg foundation is supporting it. you've become a pawn of Big Egg

@billycomma thank u

@wolfpupy dolphin for your dolphin blog :^] http://t.co/jxBByiuJ

i just reread the first 62 three world phrases and i recommend everyone else do the same

it's me. im vickies mom

Report: Tiger Electronics posed to enter the smartphone market with the game.com 2

@FrizFrizzle @varylarge lmao

.@twitter @cops @police @fbi @cia @lawandordersvu @ctu @BarackObama please arrest twitter user @varylarge

"TeenNick, a sibling of the main Nickelodeon channel, also has rehired Stick Stickly" http://t.co/WBITVvFv

@cowcaster oh ok, thanx for your help

@cowcaster is that what it/they're called?

@admiral_baby thank you!!

hey twitter what the h*ck is this symbol called??? http://t.co/qpaxnASH

@fart @burpfartmoan the "Something Awful" Website

in WWII soliders got malaria; today drones get computer viruses http://t.co/kYCs6W3p #whatacountry #signofthetimes #didjahearaboutthiskev

@homework_liker http://t.co/oB4vhBYg i guess the simpsons continues for one more season (til 2013)

@crushingbort @fart @homework_liker @CBoyardee http://t.co/CjMdSq28

@homework_liker but apparently now it's more profitable to end the show than continue it because of syndication and stuff

@homework_liker cast is going after "back-end" profits, so they must think end is near. fox already threatened cancellation in 04 (cont.)

@homework_liker season 24 still isnt officially greenlit. everyone thinks theyll end at season 25 because it's a nice number (cont.)

@homework_liker idk, i'm catching up on stuff right now. but theyre in season 23 and have 6 or 7 "holdover" episodes for a season 24 (cont.)

RIB steve jormp-jomp

http://t.co/oE61ddgj

@crushingbort lmao

dammit @apple deleted his tweets

omg the ceo of @applebees died... will definitely be enjoying some applebee's signature riblets tomorrow in his or her honor :(

All Apple Products Are Half PRice Tomorrow... Spread The Word

instead of doing the top 10 all at once, letterman should just read 9 and save the last 1 for the end of the show. keep ppl in suspense

this whole death thing is just a PR stunt for steve job's biography, coming out next month

where is steve jobs. where is he. also what is your favorite ipod

somone just answered "what is love?" on jeopardy

it's now or never, bobby jindal

@ryanpequin sounds like a NIGHTMAREhost if you ask me

my negotiation tactics worked! MT @robbercat Made a SCULL out of Lego, will remove 1 brick a day until @J_Chastain updates monster killers

@unicorngirl1 hahahahahahaha it's like a bike for clowns on stilts

@unicorngirl1 ahahaha that sounds crazy

@unicorngirl1 was it one of those old-timey bikes?

#OccupyKabul

...so is the new york times doing TV recaps now? http://t.co/z9fsPUOo

i saw calvin johnson trending and i thought it was about the musician

@kcgeep i would like 1 spaghetti

i usually type "lol" when i really mean "heh" and "lmao" when i actually lol

better dead than bread #lowcarb

#WhatYouShouldKnowAboutMe I'm ...er... a normal person.

@homework_liker we gave each other gifts on steam, please ignore our forum dedicated to my little pony erotica

@Arr wasnt that a disney channel movie

@homework_liker Redditors built a girl her own TARDIS after hers was stolen lmfao

@homework_liker hahaha

(it doesn't actually save your settings, though)

found one thing i like about the new @delicious - it uses the logo as a loading animation when you click save settings http://t.co/ajX5FI19

i got burned by a randomized twitter bot :^o http://t.co/WfPXe9Ed RT @thom_ebooks: and now it is @robbercat who blows instead

as if you needed another reason to put your money in bitcoins *rolls eyes* http://t.co/1qi4ExhF Banks to Make Customers Pay Debit Card Fee

the first minute of a movie trailer before you realize it's a smurfs/transformers/superhero sequel/reboot

the onion owns

@bug_deal just shakin my damn head here

@woodmuffin haha i like this one

@thatshygirl morning

calling it now: chris christie, sarah palin, paul ryan, bobby jindal, and mitch daniels are all going to jump into the race on february 5th

major medical pigeon murdered public option parrot. ruthless

why does MSFT continue to put "I'M A PC!" in their ads? APPL stopped making those stupid mac/pc ads years ago, no need to still be defensive

@unicorngirl1 kinda reminds me of http://t.co/7OIiCKpd

new @delicious is makin me mad and sad

hey let's remove a bunch of features and add a bunch of whitespace

the new @delicious is kinda weirding me out

♪ HERE I AM / WARM YOU LIKE A DURAFLAME ♫

hermione's hormones

@casualmalexlfan http://t.co/cQPgFRGw

(sung to tune of "band on the run") ♪ norm on the view ♪

@FrizFrizzle hahaha

the seventh cheevo RT @brendlewhat someone should remake the seventh seal but instead of chess they play xbox and also death loses

Horse_ebooks comics #2 http://t.co/88ei9wLi

@sacharisma89 lol

Horse_ebooks comics #1 http://t.co/5WwvR4Cm

♪ HERE I AM / LICK YOU LIKE A SUGARCANE ♫

@sesamestreet @JimmyFallon conan o'brien?

klout says i am influential about Adobe Flash and Tablet (?!?)

@homework_liker lmao

facepac? zuckerpac? pokepac? RT @BreakingNews Facebook files papers for its own PAC to back candidates - The Hill http://t.co/NjVBHu1v

i can't find the AOL {s drop sound. someone please help

{s drop

@cuddlebottoms nice work man

{s drop}

@Mobute @TheAVClub god why is the opening paragraph of every avclub/pitchfork/etc review always so unbearable

wow, ableist much? *rolls eyes* RT @BreakingNews Obama at Seattle fund-raiser: GOP would 'cripple' America - AP http://t.co/pcLZ8OwQ

i had to cough during contagion but i managed to hold it in

dang i was really hoping the satellite would land on me and i'd get a big cash settlement from the government

i hope, someday, steve carell can learn to become as a good an actor as jim parsons

well it's about time!! Subj: Horse ebooks (@Horse_ebooks) is now following you on Twitter!

@homework_liker i don't like the fact that sesame street is posting on a site that includes woman-haters, jailbait, & cartoon horse porn :(

let's spread a rumor that achmed the dead terrorist makes a cameo in the new muppet movie

http://t.co/9hQq50Q7

aaaaa the photo on bing is moving

can't tell if this is a noun or an adjective.... RT @Horse_ebooks content

@brianbeutler Perry/Pizza Baby 2012 http://t.co/nQJpXIig

and the crowd goes wild for hacky metaphor

did santorum just call it afghanistein

whoever's directing the debate needs to turn off their gchat

destroy the publishing industry http://t.co/fKrmWyI8

there's a hurricane named hilary???? *immediately enters jokevault to retrieve unused hilary clinton jokes from 1998*

@bug_deal it's some stupid kid thing where i guess you make a paper man and mail it to people and they take photos http://t.co/W9NcnBE2

@ryanpequin @Horse_ebooks what the heck... i started following it a couple weeks ago & it never followed me back >:O

haha i asked swingline to shred beloved children's literature icon Flat Stanley and they did it

what's the big deal, a lot of people die every day

it's me, the internet mime

what is zayn

@Jay__Pullen bill to fund govt failed so now theres no govt!!!!! you can do all the Illegal Things now and a cop cant stop ya

NO GOVT... CHAOS REIGNS!!! ):D RT @TPM House defeats CR, which would have funded the government, 195-230.

@virgiltexas REAGAN™

darn, welp.com is taken

@ItsHumanity they copylefted it, look at the website... information wants to be free....

@ItsHumanity no im a mobster *pulls out tommy gun and starts shooting indiscriminately*

@bug_deal nobody's noticed the "we car" in the corner yet..... >_>

like i can use him in a comic and time warner won't bust open my door?

http://t.co/LEg2VtYM tux dog is still open-source, right...?

@bug_deal mine too

!@GOOGLE CAN I PUT BITCOINS IN MY GOOGLE WALLET

@andybugay methinks the more probable answer is ghost tweeters

time to change my identity and start over again... forge a new life, with new dreams & opportunities *changes s/n from AlfFan89 to AlfFan69*

there's a tweet in my "Your tweets, retweeted" thing that wasn't retweeted by anyone, wtf

@woodmuffin lol

@ItsHumanity im sorry.... its because youre a shape-shifter....

day crew status: confirmed RT @Horse_ebooks Great Sandwiches

The_Qwikster_Hipster

new word i just coined: internetegrity - it means your internet integrity, your cyber cred, your web rep, etc.

think of all the dvd stickers/wrappers netflix has to replace now

@Qwikster lol b careful dog. btw sell me yr twithandle, i can pay $$$ in bitcoin

DESTROY_FLAT_STANLEY

@swingline feed him flat stanley

destroy internet http://t.co/o6TdtNGz

RIP ZIGGY CREATOR TOM WILSON http://t.co/vuheBclR

I don't know about you but I'm not gonna rent movies from that guy

RT @Qwikster Bored as shyt wanna blaze but at the same time I don't ugh fuck it where's the bowl at spark me up lls

qwikster sounds the name of a terrible web 2.0 site from 2005

what the h*ck... Netflix Splits In Two -- The DVD Business Will Be Renamed Qwikster http://t.co/zSjT3MMH via @sfgate

@bug_deal 0_0

oh man i didn't realize the guy who threw a paper from his typewriter died :(

congratulations to modern family, mad men, daily show, and amazing race #tweetsfromlastyear

#ReplaceTheMovieTitleWithSwag we've reached peak twitter

destroy modern family

@andybugay why would i follow some named FILM_girl for a television event?!?

i just want a dang toaster that will tweet @ me when my toasts done. is that too much to ask for?!?

lol @ techcrunch thinking they're not the huffington post of tech news

im going to make snooki my wife by impressing her with my knowledge of old nickelodeon shows

what the hell... knock it off with all the plane crashes y'all

@Orbicularis lol

mario fights for the monarchy

horsey books

just remembered that guy with the "little hussein" monkey http://t.co/ZSHVjIIo i wonder if that kid still has it

@rigamarock the thing i miss most are the BBS BBWs....

online discussions were perfected back in like 1998 when message boards were invented

god trying to read twitter/tumblr/youtube conversations is the worst

@space_info haha

the lockhorns are the love is... couple in 20 years #fact

@joshtpm i love it

@fart @theory hahahahahaha

my google alert for "paper clip" is BLOWIN UP today

@mikesterling neither did peanuts.... why does charles schultz hate america?

@fart oh neat

did people record themselves playing video games before the internet?

generation sext

Check this video out -- [Unbagging] McDonalds #1 Meal (Big Mac, Fries, Soda) http://t.co/BLUlgKb via @youtube

FLYNN LIVES!!! RT @allthingsd After 20 Years, Missing CEO Reappears http://t.co/QxORLgp

they should call twitter jokes "e-quips"

You Can Lead A Horse To Pepsi - Six simple tricks that will have http://t.co/2Uz4b1a

#ThingsThatShouldBeBanned censorship

@homework_liker yes

sneak preview of tomorrow's funny pages http://t.co/hJnV2rG

INT - BANK "I'd like to get some $2 bills, please" "Yes, sir, right away" *teller pushes "wacky uncle" silent alarm, guards escort man out*

@casualmalexlfan replaced my dormdoor w/ saloon-style doors... best of both worlds imo

catching up on the tech news, apparently google bought actor-comedian bob saget (???)

lol this is so tacky http://t.co/DLTldnS

http://t.co/5SGsi5p

also: joseph gordon-levitt http://t.co/KWH8VPc